Summer of 2009

Well my friends, summer time is nearly over. Yes. I do have one and a half more weeks until school but those 9 days are going to be some of the busiest days of my life. And so now, I present my:

'All I Really Need to Know
I learned in Summer of 2009'

• Don't talk back even though you really, really would love the last word. Customer is key.
• When wet, khaki is see through.
• A smile is not a marriage proposal.
• With a little help, a little time, and a little practice, I can do hip hop. Mediocre hip hope, but still hip hop.
• I like naps.
• Lifeguards think they are rad. And they are! But we are too.
• Patience is a virtue... and it's also very hard.
  
• Eyebrows CAN get sunburned.
  
• The Office will NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER get old.
  
• Don't forget you are not the only who goes through hard times.
• Eating healthy is great. But so is pizza.
• Time really does fly when you're having fun.
  
• There aren't to many things more joyous than a well-deserved pay check.
• Wave. Take me.
  
• Helping people makes me happy.
• I'm most definitely do not enjoy being the center of attention.
• My room doesn't stay clean long enough.
• A boiled egg isn't a boiled egg if you only boil it for 2 minutes.
• A small part of my childhood died with Michael Jackson.
• Holding a snail mail letter in your hands is much more exciting than receiving a mass forward on email.
• Growing out your bangs is as hard as eating ONE no-bake cookie.
• Huskie pants are not pants for huskies (as in the dog).