Wednesday, August 10, 2011

This is the meanest post I've ever written... but nobody talks to my loved ones that way.

Dear "celebrity" who was rude to my mother, sister, and friend,

First and foremost, please get it into your itty bitty head that you are not a celebrity. No one has ever heard of you... or your band for that matter. And if they have heard of your band, they don't know who the heck you are. Why? Because youre the key board player. And let's face it, who's the keyboarder for Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber, or Demi Lovato? Anyone, Bueler, anyone...? Exactly. Nobody freakin' knows. Therefore, you have absolutely no right to get "special treatment" or even expect it. So. I'm going to ask you one question, "celebrity", what gives you the right? Because as far as I'm concerned, you're just like everybody else. If not, lower, because most people don't treat others the way you do. I don't know how you've come to this conclusion that you're talented but... you're not. So don't be a.... excuse me, how about I just say, don't be rude. Does that work? K thanks.

Oh, also, one last thing: If you wanted to tell your non-celebrity girlfriend to go away and never come back, that'd be okay with me. She's even less famous than you are. (and as i said before, you're not famous at all so.... whatever's lower than nothing is what she is.... congratulations ms. non-celebrity. you're a real catch.)

With warm regards, "celebrity" and girlfriend. You will both go far in life.


don't mess with my family.... or i will write a hate letter to you on my blog.


  1. Ooo...I want to know the whole story:) I think I know that "celebrity" of whom you are speaking and I caught a brief glance of the botoxed girlfriend. And he is NOT the same person I knew in college years ago. I saw it in his face. Sad. (He divorced his wife after 30 years of marriage.) Sad. There is never ANY REASON TO BE RUDE no matter who you THINK you are. BTW: Cait said your Mom, Dani and Dad were so sweet to her and the craft table was fabulous (of course!).

  2. Oh Sister C, let me tell you, it was intense. I'm sorry he's changed since you knew him though. Time is a funny thing, isn't it? But oh, I truly appreciate what Caitlyn said about my family. I'll be sure to pass it along to them. Also, I hear she ROCKED it! GO CAITLYN! But I can't say I'm surprised:)